Got into and going to Cornell University, School of Industrial Labor and Relations. 

Yeah.

Some jokes I came recently in a spout of creativity.

1. Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla had her as a Big Mac.

2. Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla couldn't stomp her flat.

3. Yo mama's so fat, she deflected Godzilla's beam attack.

4. Yo mama's so fat, that God had to compete with her in the creation of the universe.

5. Yo mama's so fat, I strapped her onto my hot-air balloon and used her to float down.

Enough with jokes, colleges are a pain in the ass.

Okay, whoever said Senior year was a breeze in the park is totally banged up on the inside.

It is far from easy this year, couple that with AP classes, Chem SATIIs, and college applications.

Plus, theres's a bitchy study hall teacher who's like (insert nasal voice) , "You're not in your seat, so you're marked late." As if I care. 2 friends of mine got detention that way. What a bitch. 

And we need bus passes from now on after 8 years of non-usage. Wonderful.

I'm so bored... but I still have other things to do, like study. (Shows the life I have.)

Going to OM worlds in 2 weeks! Waiting for the big doozie.

Here's a sonnet that I was forced to write for English, but I ended up having way too much fun with it.

Be One,

Be With,

  Be Me.

The soft flame, stoked by the mind’s creation,

Tis something that’s small, bright, warm to cherish.

Burning memories lay thy foundation

For remembrance shall never diminish.

One step, one leap of faith closes all gaps

And seals the bridge of spirits forever.

Thy embrace of arms in nature thus taps,

Warmth reverberates, comfort endeavors.

Light of selves fills life, twining radiance.

When covenant made, union sanctified,

Thrust the red spear into whole; the cadence

Of partners sing in heaven, glorified.

Thus, marriage in heart I treasure deeply,

That soft light glows, for all eternity…