Some jokes I came recently in a spout of creativity.

1. Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla had her as a Big Mac.

2. Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla couldn't stomp her flat.

3. Yo mama's so fat, she deflected Godzilla's beam attack.

4. Yo mama's so fat, that God had to compete with her in the creation of the universe.

5. Yo mama's so fat, I strapped her onto my hot-air balloon and used her to float down.

Enough with jokes, colleges are a pain in the ass.